Friday, August 12, 2005

The HAZY Sun !

This is a picture of the late afternoon sun during the days when we could still see the sun. Aitelyou ah ! The blardy haze is too much leh. It's time to migrate to Monaco or Monte Carlo or Montezuma or some place that does not have bushy fires burning up your arse every year. It's like eating a pound of extra hot sambal petai and hazing up your toilet with combustible gas you know.

This is my girlfriend and her colleague braving the hazardous environment to bring better health and joy to the world (they sell good stuff to doctors so that it can benefit you :-))

This is my poor (but sweet and pretty) girlfriend again courageously braving everything to bring peace and joy to the world (thru her job).

Aiseh, where is my beautiful Malaysia leh?

Tomorrow I'm driving straight to Penang !!!

Friday, July 29, 2005

Regine & Me

Just bumped into my friend Regine Tai today. My, my I've gotta admit that fame has definitely put a rosy glow to her face. Anyway, I'm very very happy for her. Her album is definitely doing well and she is getting femes and femes as Malaysian Bloggers put it.

Good Job Regine !!!

As I always say, please do support our local singers. They are just as good, if not better than what Taiwan, Hong Kong and for that matter China can produce.

Malaysia Boleh !!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

My Obsession With Jewel In The Palace

Hi World,

I am back again after a very long hiatus. No real reason other than the fact that I have found my soul mate. Here's to you soul mate if you're reading this. Anyway, back to the issue at hand. My JEWEL IN THE PALACE vcds have been rendered unwatchable. Arrrrgggghhhh! Here was I wanting to watch it for the 7th time and it failed on me.

Why do I like Jewel In The Palace (Da Chang Jing)? I'll tell you why. It'll stand up to numbers of rewatches just for the myriad of details to be seen in the movie. You can actually appreciate how much heart has been put into this series.

I am not about to rave about the actors and actresses. They did their job ok but it was nothing great but the script and the story was superb and riveting. From the details put into the preparation of the food to the prescriptions by the healers and of course not to mention a beautiful glimpse of old Korea.

Of course I still can't decide whether the movie was done in conjunction with the Korean Tourism Ministry because it's like almost EVERYONE (including moi) wants to go to Korea to have a look. Well kudos to Korea.

Anyway, did I mention that I've found my soulmate? She is definitely capable of pulling my thoughts away from Da Chang Jing hehe :-)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Desperate Thoughts of Suicide - 3 Times in My Life

Just reading up Jill's Blog @ about somebody who drank a cup ultra concentrated Clorox because he was rejected by a girl. Really churned up memories of the 3 Times in My life that I felt like suicide.

1st Time - I was National President of a multi-varsity society when it was still undergoing a transition and realignment. We had inter-varsity cat fights and turf battles for the sake of thriving and survival. I was caught in the middle trying to balance it all. The thought of attending the Mid-National Convention really gave me the jitters and the shivers. Felt like throwing myself off University Heights.

2nd Time - Failure to Graduate within 4 years - Yeah, it took me 5 years to grad - I was in short a lazy bum who didn't work hard enough to pass all his papers - I tell you nobody can punish you like the way you can punish yourself. I really felt like throwing myself off Penang Bridge. Ohh, the shame !!! Couple with the fact that I was already confirmed with a job 6 months before. What will my ultra strict mother say? Will I lose my job over it?

3rd Time - I had been cocky and full of myself. I gave up a RM 5000 job in the year 2001 to fulfill my ambitions to be a trainer. I joined up with somebody whom I thought could make me one. Turned out to be the 'GREATEST Learning Experience In My Life'. I was with the guy, CKC, for 1 year and 3 months. I didn't get a single paycheck from him. I invested or threw away nearly RM 100,000 in that period. My SATRIA 1.6 turned into a TOYOTA Corolla 1981 and I lost my girlfriend in the process. That was not all, I lost my self-confidence, my self-esteem, my friends and the respect of my entire family. I was reduced to practically begging for money from whomever who could give it. I felt like hanging myself.

Why am I still here? Basically, it's love of family and a sense of duty. I feel like an investment sometimes. They have invested more than half their lives in me. Money, time, love, heartaches. Here I was contemplating the 10 ways to die handsomely :-( I cannot give in to the weakness of SUICIDE - sure it takes courage to throw yourself off the edge, but it takes more to soldier on despite everything. That's why Hell is the only place for Catholics who hang themselves. And the weight of Karma hanging on your neck for the Buddhists. We've been given the special privilege of life and yet we throw it away? Hey, I still had at least 3 friends who believed in me - Bunnywunny, LSG & WL. And Bunnywunny is my bestest friend. Bun Bun, if you're reading this, Kudos to you ok.

Next Change - The 10 ways to die handsomely !

Saturday, July 02, 2005

ORGASM Switches off Part of A Woman's Brain

Far be it from me to Tabloidize something Tabloidable but this article that I received on my email just today really has a place in my ... (I'm in danger of changing Minishorts rating of my blog from U to 18SX - but still no swear words haha)

Orgasm Switches Off Part of a Woman's Brain

If you're a Seinfeld fan, you'll probably remember The Abstinence episode where George stops having sex and gets smarter, while Elaine abstains and becomes dumber.

Although you can't put much scientific reliance on a Seinfeld episode, researchers at the University of Groningen have discovered that sex does affect the female brain.

Unlike Elaine, who lost brainpower when she stopped having sex, the team found that several areas of a woman's brain turn off during orgasm.

For the study, the researchers gathered 13 healthy women and asked them to lie with their heads in a PET scanner while they were being sexually stimulated.

The PET scan revealed that as the women were turned on, activity increased in the somatosensory cortex, the part of the brain that controls senses. However, activity dramatically dropped in the amygdala and hippocampus, the areas associated with alertness and anxiety.

The researchers believe the drop in activity in certain areas of the brain has an evolutionary function--everyone knows that women can't have sex if they're anxious--so as a woman becomes aroused, this part of the brain becomes inactive, letting the instinct to reproduce (senses) take over.

A similar study has already been performed on men, however, their brains had far less deactivation.

Next up, the team hope to look at what happens to the brain immediately following an orgasm.

The research was reported in Copenhagen, Denmark at the annual meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology.

SOURCE: Better Humans

Guys, how many times have you felt that you have given your all to satisfy the one you love and yet you don't get much of a response ? Or you feel that she's faking it - yeah we guys can sometimes tell the difference - and there's not much you can do about it ?

She's well lubricated but she just can't come ? I think it's probably due to some oher stuff - mostly concerns about life and the universe in General (like, uh I hope my boyfriend doesn't find out about this - Damn I forgot to finish my daily report - hmm can I close that mega deal I've been working on - God, I think I forgot to lock the door to the room - oops have I taken the PILL yet - I think I'm late) that just can't seem to get her up.

Well, after reading this article, things seem to fall into place - Ooooh I've had a Eureka moment. I now know why no amount of visualing Einstein's E=MC squared or Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle or fergodsakes Thermodynamic Principles is going to prolong (by much) my ejaculation time - if it's gotta come, it's gotta come - sheesh - there goes the macho I can go at it for half the night fantasy :-(

Seriously, this changes the way I view ORGASMs both male and female.

Guys, we gotta learn to distract the Girls from those intellectual ruminations during the act or can we do that by humping those thoughts out of them?

Girls, what do you think we Guys can do to give you a better ..... time ?

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Support Local Singers : New Babe Regine Tai !

The Local Chinese Music Industry has been very prolific these past few years. We have seen a number of them make some substantial footprints over in Taiwan. People like Fish Leung, Penny Tai and the latest of them, my friend Yu Hang.

It helps to have a brother who is a Sound Engineer responsible for the recording of singers like Ah Niu, Yu Hang and recently Regine Tai. I am in total agreement with him that we should do our best to support the local Chinese music scene as they are as just as good as the Taiwanese and HongKies. Take Kuang Liang and Ping Kwan for example. Very creative people.

Now, I would like to introduce to you the latest Babe on the Local Chinese Music Scene. My friend, Regine Tai. With her single,"Secret" she too is taking the scene with a passion. A great singer with an oh so sweet voice.

So, please do check out her website and download her songbites. Get to know this sweet young lady.

Also, please do post LOTs of comments supporting her. Who knows, maybe the person who posts the most varied and imaginative comments (duplicates will not be counted) can have lunch with this up and coming lady muse :-) I'll ask her. Regine, if you are reading this, please leave a comment on this hehe.

The least I can promise is her autographed album (cost on me) to the person who posts the most varied and imaginative comments supporting my friend, Regine Tai (note : duplicate comments will not be counted) . Deadline is 8.00pm Friday 1st July, 2005.

It will look a lot like this hehe :-)

I Stole Minishorts'........ Technorati Logo !

I am a Blog Vampire ! Muaahahaha ! First I sucked Elaine's TagBoard Message Board into my blog. Now I have stolen Minishorts'.....Technorati Logo !

Wanted to say I stole her heart but that oredi belongs to The Crab Killer, Eric the Great !
Anyway, thank you for it all. You people have been great Vampire fodder ! Muaahahaha !

Also, to all the Great Jedi Masters of Bloggism out there, what other enhancements should I put in my blog? Tell me please, please Great, Great Masters of Bloggism.

I am now a slave to the Blog !

Friday, June 24, 2005

AIESECers Collide at PPS 2nd Annual Bash !

AIESECers Unite ! Minishorts, Eyeris & Me :-)

What do AIESECers do when they meet? They shout, they jingle, they might even Square Dance and then, they break all forms of TABLE Manners !!!

It was a great experience last night meeting up at PPS 2nd Annual Bash. How did I get to know about it? Well, my best friend, BunnyWunny had a sort of intellectual run-in with Minishorts. I decided to check out who was this girl who dared to DISS my 'bestest' friend.

It was a few clicks that finally led me to this thingy over at Tangsi Road. There you go, BABY Blogger meets the Madagascar equivalent of Malaysian Bloggers. I never knew (being a newbie) that the Malaysian blogosphere has picked up so many cool people. Wow !

Anyway, I had to check out who was Minishorts. So I went up to the organizer, the cool Aizuddin and he proceeded to SHOUT out LOUD (fergodsakes) "Minishorts Minishorts - your FAN looking For you" - Talk about EMBARASSMENT !

Finally met up with Minishorts & hey, she's one cool lady. When I finally sat down with them, I was suddenly recognized by Eyeris (another cool guy) as the Dinosaur I was so long ago. That was when the fun began. Reminiscing about old days and doing Table Manners was a great way to bring out the joyful person in me.

Then, I proceeded to sing them 3 Papua New Guinea Jingles.

Lyrics are now provided :

Jingle 1 :
Spragane gane,
Gane oh same woh,
Spragane gane,
Gane oh same woh

Spragane gane,
Gane oh same woh,
Spragane gane,
O Gane oh same woh.

Explanation : This is a Papua New Guinea War Song - Sung to the Brave Warriors by their Family as a SPIRITED send off before they go PILLAGING among the other ISLANDS. Yeah !

Jingle 2 :

Konna kot onnum kande e
Konna kot onnum kande
Konna kot onnum kande
Konna rolg kangi bion de

Ayam bi ken ken de e
Ayam bi ken ken de
Ayam bi ken ken de
Konna rolg kangi bion de

Explanation : It's raining my friend. I meet you at the bus stop. You have no umbrella. Let's share my umbrella. Together, we walk off into the rain.

Elaine Babes loved it hehe and I would like to say that I kinda loved her loving it :-) (How's that for a pick up line - Elaine?)

Elaine Babes, I would rather save all the pickup lines in the world for you than use it on anyone else for you are a babe. And she loves fantasy books. Oh God ! How difficult is it to find such a babe interested in Terry Brooks, David Eddings, Raymond E Feist and she appreciates Lian Hern for godsakes. Elaine, let's make our own fantasy (how's that for a 2nd pickup line).

Jingle 3 :

Kupi ma po
Tom bo warisa a
Kupi ma po
Tom bo warisa
Kupi ma po
Tom bo warisa a

Explanation : Papua New Guinea drinking song sung in the middle of a campfire. To be sung until everybody drops out from imbibing too much good stuff :-)

Kudos to you too April for being such a good sport.

Eyeris, thanks for reminding me of what I used to be and what I can be again.